The First-Ever Boogie Board Champ & A Recipe For Slime
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Dear Concrete Pourers,
I don’t know what this is supposed to be, but I’m going to try to figure it out!
Love,
Very Famous
⭐ The Very Famous Five ⭐
A woman lives above a mall and shares videos about what the mall is like in the middle of the night!
2. Meet the first-ever bodyboarding world champ, The Boogieman! Daniel Kaimi won the first world championship in 1982. Here he is interviewed on Hawaiʻi Public Radio.
3. Admittedly, I missed the news that aliens have touched Goldie Hawn’s face!
4. Sifting through Wayback Archives from the 1997ish issues of LA punk/pop culture zine Ben Is Dead (“As the zine continued, its tone became increasingly erratic as Romeo mixed the dark, confessional material with more light-hearted pop culture commentary, including articles about her fascination with Beverly Hills, 90210.” — Wikipedia) Just found some article snippets like this recipe for slime, a life in soundtrack form, and an interview with famous Satanist Anton LaVey, who supplied this top-notch quote:
"I like dark, wet environments with street lights reflecting in the wet pavement, little towns with farmhouses in the distance, all-night gas stations in the middle of nowhere, bars with glass-brick fronts that are dark inside even at two in the afternoon, back alleys in the lost parts of town, streets that wander off into fields, general stores that double as Greyhound depots, the sound of a siren in the night, automobiles with long hoods and short rear ends, women with moll-like qualities who are real sidekicks, the clicking of high heels on the pavement..." -Anton LaVey
5. The Local Woman! How is she doing in the New Year? (Happy New Year, by the way!)
She’s…
selected to be one of Times Square’s seven confetti engineers for the big Ball Drop out of Parkersburg, West Virginia
created the Baby Bears Club to fundraise for 40 acres of land to help women coming out of prison or leaving an abusive situation in Pocatello, Idaho
competing in the 2024 Miss Rodeo USA competition out of Fredonia, Oklahoma
crocheted a blanket that reflects the temperature each day of 2023 in Texas’ Coastal Bend region in Corpus Christi, Texas
⭐ Blingee Museum Entry of the Week ⭐ “Happy New Year Fairy & Unicorn” by KMBJTH